FEDERAL LITE: HOW THE MOB ROLLS

Let's face it, some guys just can't seem to stay outta trouble. They end up doin' a stint in the big house, but club fed for these fellas? It ain't no ordinary prison. This is The Federal Club, where things are chill. You get your room with a view and the grub isn't half bad, either. Forget soggy sandwiches, here they got you eatin' like royalty.